Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries. —Anne Herbert
Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries. —Anne Herbert
Flaming Carrot Comics: Man of Mystery - Bob Burden
I imagine if Zippy the Pinhead were to don a mask and become a crime-fighter, he might turn out something like the Flaming Carrot. The storylines are just as surreal as the man himself: the Artless Dodger goes on a rampage and hides out in F.C.'s house; SpongeBoy gets captured by floating moons on his birthday picnic; Martians show up to claim the Earth property sold to them by a shyster. And through it all, the Flaming Carrot triumphs with dumb luck and his nuclear-powered pogo stick.
I enjoyed the comics better than the short story at the end, but it's all delightfully ridiculous. It may be a little harder to find, but it's worth the effort if you like something a little quirky.